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Have you ever wanted to hear the infamous "Greybeard Halt" song from Ranger's Apprentice? Then look no further!! I have it here!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQIWSP…

Also I'm taking commissions for plushies, as you can see in this video.

I now have Ranger's Apprentice cosplays. I will take requests~!

"So Call Me Gilan" song parody: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs9lwO…

So Call Me Gilan
I'm pretty tall and a guy
Don't ask me, I don't know why
I have been told I'm quite sly
And not the least bit shy
I'd trade my sword for a cloak
Don't say my dream is a joke!
They are mysterious folk,
That's what I'll be someday!
Your glare was holdin'
Strange bow, knife was showin'
Hot night, wind was blowin'
Your weird cloak was flowin', Ranger!
Hey, I just met you!
I'm your apprentice!
I'm super nervous…
This is so momentous!
It's hard to look right
At your glaring!
I'm working hard!
Are you even caring?
Hey, I just met you,
And you are crazy!
You want some coffee?
With HONEY, maybe?
And all the farmfolk…
They all fear me.
But here's my smile!
So serve me, maybe?
You gave me knives and a bow,
I shot some awesome arrows,
My face is always aglow.
There's so much I must know!
I beg, and borrow and steal;
Play dressup and it's real!
I didn't know I would feel it,
But I love Rangers!
Your eyes were glinting.
Gathering, horses sprinting.
Your face, it's not hinting,
Where you think you're going, Ranger?
Hey, I just met Will,
And he's stupendous!
We're now best buddies!
So tremendous!
It's hard to look right
At your mocking.
I made a mistake.
Guess it's not shocking…
Hey, we just got here,
And this is creepy!
Hunt some Kalkara,
And don't die, maybe?
And all the farmfolk,
They all fear me.
I'm not a wizard!
So serve me, maybe?
Before you came into my life,
I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so, so bad
Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
And you should know that
I missed you so, so bad
I'm glad to look right
At your smile.
You say you're proud
Have been for a while
Hey, you have trained me.
And I'm a Ranger.
I've got my oakleaf;
Saving those in danger.
And all the farmfolk,
They all love me!
And here's my oakleaf,
Free service, baby!
Before you came into my life,
I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so, so bad
Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
And you should know that
I missed you so, so bad
So call me Gilan!

Read that and more here: www.fanfiction.net/s/8303775/1…
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^^

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I am here in N'awlins, baby! And I love it! I had me some  yummy yummy yummy beignets :33333333

But the humidity makes it really hard for someone with asthma to breathe. D:

And there are PLENTLY hot guys to be checkin' out. ;)
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So yeah I hate how I feel right now. I feel like shit. But I don't feel like talking about it. So I'll post a stupid journal about it on a website that no one will read to make myself feel better.

We dated for a while and I really, really liked him. He was so sweet and snuck his way right into my heart, even after I promised myself I wouldn't.

"If there's a prize for rotten judgment....I guess I've already won THAT...."

All the stupid songs on my iPod playlist remind me of us....*grumble*

And I HATE feeling like this SO MUCH. I NEVER pity myself, I never wallow, I never feel sad, I never cry, and I've done all of these things in the past week.

Anyhow, I really loved him a lot, and then he told me he was gay.

e.e Yeah, he couldn't figure that out BEFORE we started dating.

"Jeez, hurr hurr, he didn't figure out he was gay until AFTER you dated? hurr hurr hurr you must be an awful girlfriend...hurr hurr" SHUT THE FUCK UP.

So I'll just sit here, crying to myself "you could move on with your whole life....just like you do; just like you shoobie doop do doo"

Anyone care? Or feel like helping me? Or want to write a song with me? (I'm not the greatest at it, but I have lots of emotion right now, so I feel like I could really crank out a good one.) Or inspire me with emotional ideas for an amazing art project? Or direct me to some amazing music that's NOT about love for ONCE?!!?!


Anyone?

Please?

Can you hear me?
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Sins

4 min read
Pride

[ ] You carry a mirror eveywhere.
[ ] You carry beauty supplies everywhere.
[x] You put others down.
[ ] You flaunt or brag about yourself.
[ ] The only topic that intrests you is you.
[ ] You don't listen to other's problems.
[x] You wear booty shorts. (Only around the house)
[ ] You wear makeup. (Never!!!)
[x] You enjoy attention.
[x] You like to do things YOUR way and YOUR way only.

TOTAL: 4

Envy

[/] You feel negative about your body image. (When I'm angry...)
[ ] You don't have a lot of money.
[ ] You don't have good grades.
[/] You're insecure. (Only about a couple personal things, not like everything)
[ ] Your living conditions aren't the best.
[ ] You cry a lot.
[ ] You are bullied.
[ ] You've never been in a real relationship or have been in a bad one.
[x] You don't attract all the girls/boys. (I don't get how this is bad)
[ ] You think everyone else has better things.

TOTAL: 2


Gluttony

[x] You eat a lot.
[x] You always get more than what you need.
[x] You always have snacks around your house.
[ ] You drink a lot of alcohol.
[ ] You always have a granola bar or something in your purse.
[ ] You hide food.
[ ] You binge-eat.
[ ] You are normally warm.
[ ] You can crack a lot of your bones. (You mean 'joints,' right?)
[ ] You often say, "I'm starving.... :cccc". (I say I'm hungry. But that's because I honestly am. I have a metabolism like you would not believe. Just ask :iconalwaysincharacter:

TOTAL: 3


Lust

[ ] You are very sexually active.
[x] You have had three or more girlfriends/boyfriends
[ ] You wear matching underwear. (Matching to what?)
[ ] You wear a lot of makeup. (I hate make-up)
[ ] You have fetishes.
[ ] You have looked up porn.
[ ] You are a fan of Yaoi/Yuri. (I'm not like, avid about it, but I'm not a hater)
[ ] You are not a virgin.
[ ] You have '"fantasized".

TOTAL: 1


Wrath:

[ ] You have not had a real relationship.
[ ] You go to anger management classes/used to.
[ ] You have to take special pills.
[x] You are aggressive.
[x] You hate someone. (Some-ONES, much??)
[x] You have hurt someone - physically or mentally.
[x] You back-talk people.
[x] You have gotten detention before.
[x] You get into fights - verbal or physical.
[x] You are strong.

TOTAL: 7


Greed

[ ] You are wealthy.
[]You often buy things.
[x] You WANT instead of NEED.
[x] You have expensive things.
[ ] You put yourself before others.
[x] You can tend to be a little rude.
[ ] You don't try to save money.
[ ] You own more than two cars.
[ ] You own more than two credit cards.
[ ] You always have to look the best.

TOTAL: 3


Sloth

[] You don't do gym in school/don't try in gym. (I LOVE gym!)
[ ] You don't have the best grades.
[] You procrastinate.
[ ] You go to bed at ten p.m. and sleep until 12 a.m.
[ ] You often take naps.
[ ] You fall asleep in classes.
[] You're often been called lazy. (Never)
[ ] You don't participate in class
[ ] You do the minimum amount of work.
[ ] You seldom go to church.

TOTAL: 0

YES! WRATH! I KNEW IT!
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ANYONE WHO IS A SOULXMAKA, SOMA, MAOUL, ETC., SHIPPER/FAN NEEDS TO SEE THIS VIDEO IMMEDIATELY: www.youtube.com/user/Lau19K?fe…

IT'S SOOO AWESOME!

And yes, I made it. And, yes, I'm showing off. BUT I DON'T CARE, IT'S MY BEST VIDEO EVER.

I spent a grand total of 10 hours on it including editing.
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